Went out for a gentle ride, just to keep up the training having had a rest day on Monday and came across a small Kiosk in a village in the middle of nowhere. Thought it would be a good idea to refuel so bought a German Hot dog and a bottle of apple juice. Waited and waited and waited, and eventually a head popped out the kiosk window, grunted something in German, dumped the dead dog on the sill and slammed the kiosk window closed. "Thanks" I replied. It stared at what looked like fresh road-kill on a paper plate, covered in re-constituted onion, tomato sauce, mustard sauce, gerkins, other unknown vegetable matter and a burnt roll. I should have known better, but I was fairly hungry. I did question what I was doing and threw the remaining half in the bin and washed it down as best I could with the apple juice. Surprise surprise - yes I have the squits this morning. Lesson learnt - I truely hope so........
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